The clothes are washed, the car seats installed, the bassinet is set up in our room, all we need now is a baby.
That being said; LA – consider this your 3 week warning. You’ve been cozy and warm in there for 37 long weeks, and I’ve been happy to facilitate your accommodations. However, like any arrangement, this too must come to an end. I’m going to give you some time to get used to the idea of the big bad outside world, and then I’d kindly ask that you pack your belongings and head towards the exit located to your immediate south. If you do not vacate the premises on your own in a timely manner, you will be served with an eviction notice. I really don’t want to get to that point though, so any day that you’re ready, we’re all very excited to meet you!!
